My sister always manages to get me a card no matter what..and I love her for it. #itsthe thoughtthatcounts #siblinglove #noneofthathalfsistershit #itsmybday #imgettingold #stilltooprettyforprison

My sister always manages to get me a card no matter what..and I love her for it. #itsthe thoughtthatcounts #siblinglove #noneofthathalfsistershit #itsmybday #imgettingold #stilltooprettyforprison

gorbelliedstrumpet:

inabasket:

bananalark:

we-are-all-sherlocked:

inabasket:

the-k-factor:

juicyjacqulyn:

ohsopathos:

inabasket:

Look what I found at the dollar store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This made my day like you would not believe!

Bless you, you perfect angel

Is this is a figurative illustration of an obese persons discovery of their love for unhealthy foods, and how their excitement and pleasure from such constant indulgence distracts them from realizing their unhealthy lifestyle that ultimately results in their death from heart failure?

Nah man, I just really like chocolate oranges.

Best comeback ever.

:( please take care of yourself by eating natures candy…fruit! It is much more delectable and better for you, and the planet!

Um excuse me

Orange is fruit

Nature’s candy

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thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

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babydramallama:

i use to love this shit!!

babydramallama:

i use to love this shit!!

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Is having a happy bday

Is having a happy bday